saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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