Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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