Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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