I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you traded sex for a burrito?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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