How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Randomize
