Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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