I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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