it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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