Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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