hotel room ftw
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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