is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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