What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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