Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i think im in europe. pls send help
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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