the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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