Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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