Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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