He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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