Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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