idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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