Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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