thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
