I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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