sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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