what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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