is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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