I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
