so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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