mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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