Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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