Little spoons don't ask big questions
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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