I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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