Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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