so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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