Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
