That's intense
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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