i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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