you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He has the fingertips of a God
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