yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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