I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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