He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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