She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Text me some of your sweat
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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