how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
