I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My pussy is not your playground.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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