I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Even my vagina gasped.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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