I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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