By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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