its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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