Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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