Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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