i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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