Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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