I think I died a long time ago.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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